Maxim magazine recently released a list of the lamest things of all time. The list includes:
• Dogs in handbags — The human body already carries around enough annoying little life forms, so don’t add another.
• Lottery winners with jobs — Let that oh-so-sweet Waffle House night manager gig go already.
• Vegan bacon — The key to good bacon is –– are you ready? — pork! And no matter how much you pretend you love soy, that won’t change.
• Cellphone/smarthphone holsters — Even on the heavy side a phone weighs almost nothing. You don’t need to holster it like a cop holsters a gun, okay?
• People who stop at the bottom of the escalator. The ride’s over. Please continue 20 more paces.
• Mandals (socks with sandals) — A crime against humanity.